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unamusedsloth:

Try me.
Aug 21, 2014 / 172,316 notes
euo:

I am I, and wish I wasn’t so fucking uncomfortable about it.

euo:

I am I, and wish I wasn’t so fucking uncomfortable about it.

(via howtheglamourfades)

Aug 21, 2014 / 20,299 notes
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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Aug 21, 2014 / 632,801 notes

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via m3g4n-n0t-m3gh4n)

Aug 21, 2014 / 378,710 notes

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via thathilariousasian)

Aug 21, 2014 / 554,243 notes

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Aug 21, 2014 / 397,649 notes

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via m3g4n-n0t-m3gh4n)

Aug 21, 2014 / 428,907 notes

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via selfinvolved-narcissist)

Aug 21, 2014 / 591,165 notes

m0rphlne:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

even better: “don’t I get a hug, m’lady”

Aug 21, 2014 / 118,442 notes
burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(via ruinedchildhood)

Aug 21, 2014 / 361,266 notes
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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
Aug 21, 2014 / 170,489 notes
Aug 21, 2014 / 181,789 notes